At the start of a meeting of world religious leaders, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire and we're all trapped."

The Methodists gathered in a corner and discussed the social and ecological significance of fire.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a fire notice on the door.

The Catholics began a bingo game to cover the damage.

The Jews declared a fire feast.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!"

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched in protest against the fire.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no such thing as fire.

The Unitarians proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Pentecostals said, "It's the Holy Spirit!"

Some time later everyone was dead and gone...and then the Calvary Chapel leaders showed up.

"Sorry we're late! Whhhhat HAPPENED?"