Australia was dedicating a new library and asked the Anglican bishop to preside. About thirty minutes before the ceremony, the bishop, in full regalia, walked out on the mezzanine to look over the crowd of 1000 wandering about. He spotted an old high school friend whom he had not seen for decades. He knew that if he didn't get his attention now, he might never see him again.

He yelled out his name, "Neal!"

1000 knees hit the floor!